Now that you’re all caught up in Röyksopp’s latest jams, you can appreciate this post even more. The duo have posted a top 5 “leave it to the pros” to make sure you don’t look like a fool out there in this dreamer’s world of ours.

Coming in at number 5 we’ve got my favourite: Pillow Fights.

5. Pillowfights (as foreplay) – “Fun for 5 seconds (just enough time to get in one punch each) then the novelty wears off. Only works in movies – ´cause getting a few kilos of goose-feathers in your nose isn´t really sexy nor fun, now is it? Although the idea of a pillowfight between two playful lovers might seem attractive, it doesn´t really work in real life. We say leave it to the pros, namely actors in Romcoms & other places of make believe.”

From there on out we have:

4. Stardom
3. Beatboxing (I hear the folks over at RAD have their beats extra tight)
2. Wine Expertise
1. Racial Jokes

Check out the post to see what they’ve got to say about each, and keep it in mind next time your at a wine tasting and want to show your boss your vocal percussion skills.

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